Emotionally supportive products
for when you're functioning… but barely.

Trusted by Over 31 Quintillions+ Clients
Since 1900 BC

5.0

20M

27.3K

99%

5 stars

Product sale per year

Existential Crises Softened

of Users Report
Emotional Confusion

5.0

20M

27.3K

99%

5 stars

Product sale
per year

Existential
Crises Softened

of Users Report
Emotional
Confusion

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Gently formatted to simulate functionality,wrapped in an aesthetically pleasing meltdown, and sprinkled with just enough emotional decay to feel oddly comforting.

Mildly Medicated isn't here to fix you — it's here to make surviving look mildly cute while your soul quietly leaks out.

Proof It's Okay to Not Be Okay


(But Still Shop Anyway)

Emma

Emma R

Placebo hit harder than
my last therapy session.
Would recommend.

Jason

Jason Kent

My inner child felt hugged.
My adult self cried in the
shower anyway.

Amira

Amira Lance

Took two pills and now
I'm mildly okay. Which
is honestly a win.

Sophie

Sophie

Finally a product that
understands I want to be fixed
but also dramatic.

Noah

Noah

Did it cure me? No.
But I laughed for 12 seconds
and honestly that's progress